Mom: A muslim friend of mine wants to get baptized. She seeked me and your father for an advice. He told her that from a Christian point of view, if you want to follow Jesus, you don’t care about anything else, but then again, his personal advice for her is to think carefully so that she won’t lose all what she cares for in life.
Observer: shekelha enjannat! (she must have gone insane!). A sane person wouldn’t leave a religion for another one!
Mom: NO! She is very sane! Jesus has been appearing to her for a while!
Observer: hai akeed enjannat ezan! (She most definitaly lost her mind then!).