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Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples!

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become “fathers”, it has been reported.

How often does this happen? Why didn’t they seek adoption?

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group.

That is a good reason for homophobia, no?

A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

If there is not many orphan penguins then artificial insamination would help. Or maybe some electric shock therapy for those gay penguins would for them to change their immoral behaviour.

“One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there,” a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper

Nature is realy fucked up! It wires in them the need of looking after eggs, then strip them of the ability of making some! They have the capability, but their campus is set towards a wrong direction! How would they possibly know how to conceive a child?! They are smart enough to rob but not to figure out that they need to have sex with a female penguin in order to get some eggs?! Maybe then the other penguins wouldnt have ostarized them from the group.

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  1. Qwaider قويدر Avatar
    Qwaider قويدر

    With the same kind of reasoning, any human male should be able to mate with any human female he can overpower! It happens all the time in the Animal kingdom. Then why can’t human do it too?Poor, weak and pathetic ways to justify homosexuality are probably doing more harm than good.Why can’t someone stand up and say: “I am gay, it’s my choice as a human with higher brain functions. I’m not an animal, I don’t want animal behavior to be a justification why I DON’T want to engage in normal sexual activity”Or is it much easier to just blame it on nature … humph … we can’t do anything about that .. no?

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  2. Madame Mansour Avatar
    Madame Mansour

    Raping someone is not a keen to consensual homosexuality. Such comments are typical of ignorant people like yourself.

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  3. Qwaider قويدر Avatar
    Qwaider قويدر

    Madame Mansour, Do you even think before you type? Ignorance my dear is what you demonstrated with your stupidity.By the way, I’m not sorry for insulting you, you deserve it for stupid comments typical of someone like yourself

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  4. Haitham Seelawi Avatar
    Haitham Seelawi

    lol! Nice one, but again the same stupid method! people always rejects the examples when they are against it, and will go for it if it proves (incorrectly) they are correct! so lame! I never was a fan of examples for this reason!Humanity dreams in the day when it is really worth calling humanity! But, what I see is people caring for animals more than humans, and making animals their highly esteemed examplies! it should be called animality!

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  5. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Madame Mansour, and such reply is typical of stupid people like you. stupid ..

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  6. The Enchanted Fairy Avatar
    The Enchanted Fairy

    Observer : I Salute you ! nicely picked !as for the typical ” I object!!I dont know why but i object!! Eh ! my mother taught me ” people i say :Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow,nothing personal what-so-ever,I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equallyGoogle Me !RafiqueN

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  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    The Enchanted Fairy: NO need to google you, your faggy smell is all over the place. I really do not know why gays don’t just admit that they are gays because they chose to be that way. Why they are trying to convince us that it is not their choice -somebody is feeling guilty-FYI: Only Three studies supported the theory that being gay is not choice. 1- Hamer’s X-chromosome research.2- LeVay’s study of the hypothalamus.3- Bailey and Pillard’s study of identical twins who were homosexuals.Now here is the kicker,In all three cases, the researchers had a vested interest in obtaining a certain outcome because they WERE GAYS themselves.In addition to that nobody could prove the results of the above studies. Actually one famous American professor said when he was asked about the above theory: “That’s just a bullshit, it is a fact for us that homosexuality is a choice which is usually based on mental or emotional disorders”. Now because they know that “it is not a choice” theory will NEVER BE PROVED.. They try to find other justifications like comparing themselves with the animal … i.e. the animals do it so why we do not do it. Another funny thing is that even those cases which were observed in the animal kingdom are lacking evidence … BUT as usual gays are looking for anything, just anything, to feel good about themselves. What they do not know that the world will NEVER EVERY ACCEPT them so why they do not save their time and simply say it “we are gays because we want to be gays, it is our free choice”.

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  8. The Observer Avatar
    The Observer

    Qwaider, you took this post way out of contest. We are talking about gay penguins here, not arguing that if this happens in the animal kingdom then it is ok to happen between human as well. Although I disagree with the logic you presented trying to counter act something that I didn’t say. Why do you want someone to lie and come out and say that it is a choice while it is not? Does that help your own ego of having your own knowledge projected on others?Madame Mansour, you are right. The line of judgment for a good reasoning about sexual practices is consensual vs non consensual. Unfortunately some people still judge by narrow minded ancient mentality.Genki_Dama, I think that human perception have developed recently to realize that natural biological structure of our bodies and how close it is other animals. Science classifies humans under the mammal category. Go figure out.Rafique, thanks 🙂Anonymous, only 3 theories? Were do you get your information from? Have you ever heard of the APA? The highest committee of American psychologists with hundred thousand of psychology professionals supporting the scientific finding of sexual orientation and the ‘non’ choice, ‘non alter’ side of it. Do you want people to admit that the earth is flat to flatter your ego?

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  9. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Well at least I brought the references.. you are just “talking”. I challenge you to find any scientific proof that it is not a choice.

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  10. whatever Avatar
    whatever

    Some people are gay! Can we get over the subjet now! Gosh this is like a broken record now….Seriously, whatever!

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  11. The Observer Avatar
    The Observer

    anonymous, actually you didn’t provide any reference. You mentioned some scientifically discredited theories without even linking to their sources on the internet.In the other hand, I pointed you to the highest psychological association in the world to go read about sexual orientation. Here is a link for a specific page so that you can go enlighten yourself http://www.apa.org/topics/sorientation.html

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  12. The Enchanted Fairy Avatar
    The Enchanted Fairy

    To Anonymous -how ironic does this sound lol- Thanks alot for you outstanding civilized sense of objection : )and Damn,i think i should get a new perfume for your ignorant taste.1st : Go for spelling/grammer check next time before you post your crab : )2nd : as the observer said,double check and prove your points and i have nothing further to add after observer’s comments * Thank you observer*oh and here’s MY kicker :weather its by choice or not,mental sickness or disorder,normal,outrageous,what-so-ever !am not justifying homosexuality or asking for your pathetic self to approve !do i have to remind you of the great gay people in history ?!suck it up anonymous thing and find yourself a porn website to satisfy your NORMAL needs…btw,observer check this out : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-HhR_lCujk

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  13. Haitham Seelawi Avatar
    Haitham Seelawi

    My problem is that I can not deliver my thoughts well I think. You can compare human beings to animals on a biological bases, but am not talking about bio! Am talking about the thing that human have and animals do not have, it is called BRAIN! If you believe that we should take these animals behavior as a justification for our deeds as we share the same bio structures, then I can not talk about it with you man!

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  14. The Observer Avatar
    The Observer

    rafique, nice video 🙂Genki_dama, no I didn’t say that we should take animal behavior as a justification for human behavior. There is nothing in my post that says so. Gay animals can be used to prove that homosexuality comes from nature (to counter the unnatural behavior argument).And, no, animals do have brain, but it is not as developed as human’s brain.

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  15. kinzi Avatar
    kinzi

    I’ve been trying to think of what to say. At one point I had to work through having friends and people I love who are atheists. I didn’t like what they believed, but we could still love each other and keep our spiritual sides as an a side issue. I also realized having them as friends didn’t weaken or threaten my faith.As I have more friends who are homosexual, I am realizing the same thing. There is a lot more to base a friendship on than sexuality.What that has to do with penguins, I don’t know, but I’ve been thinking through it and wanted to say it. 🙂

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  16. Haitham Seelawi Avatar
    Haitham Seelawi

    ok then u still did not get it. Brain means a mind! the ability to think like a human! that what I ment!And still, it is natural for animals to kill each others and fight and not to have well structured argument!Do not bother replying I know what u will say!

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  17. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    The Enchanted Fairy: man (or whatever you are) I was expecting such a reply from you. You have nothing to say except talking about my spelling/grammatical mistakes. Well at least I’m not a freak who is trying to justify that he likes to take it up the ass 🙂“do i have to remind you of the great gay people in history ?!”You cannot, unless you consider people like “Chris Crocker” or maybe “Elton john” great.“suck it up anonymous thing”See this is not right, because you usually do the sucking. “and find yourself a porn website to satisfy your NORMAL needs”Well thank you for the suggestion, but I really prefer your *** … You know what, I’m just gonna stop here, I believe you already struggle with depression, maybe STD or loose ass hole, and very close to kill yourself .. I just don’t want to push you anymore.

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  18. The Observer Avatar
    The Observer

    kinzi, you truely carry the spirit of Jesus. Lots of love shines from you. You are beautiful 🙂Genki_Dama, unlike the anonymous guy, you are really here to communicate something. I don’t want to shut you down and be negative in my answers towards you. I know what do you mean and where you are hidden, but I am answering you one argument at a time. Sure human being have more advanced reasoning skills. How can that be applied to show that homosexuality is bad?

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  19. Haitham Seelawi Avatar
    Haitham Seelawi

    See, I did not say this homo thingy is bad! But I can not see how penguins are supposed to be our justification for the whole thing?! We do not use animals as our models!2nd what makes u sure this is not a hoax?!Do not tell me that the newspaper is a well reputed one; actually some of the finest Universities had professors who published results of studies that were intended to twist the truth.

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  20. The Observer Avatar
    The Observer

    Genki_Dama, but i didn’t say that we can take penguins to justify homosexuality. Again, it just counters the against nature argument when presented. As for the credibility of the story. Someone would have refuted it by now if it is a lie and published in a popular newspaper, no? Beside, it is well documented that homosexuality exists in various animal speeches, not just penguins.

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  21. Haitham Seelawi Avatar
    Haitham Seelawi

    mmm… good!Actually I can tell u about a hoax that still lives till now, but it is not true at all, that a human uses only less than 5% of his brain, it is a hoax and have no solid evidences behind it… go check for urself man, do not take my words for grantueed, it goes against my principles!and for some reasons, I like to see with my eyes to blieve! I just trust in the scientific method and Quran!Besides, I have to tell u something important, many animals would show an odd behaviour, such as a bull or a sheap eating meat! And they try to fix it, but when it comes to animals acting gay, I think fixing it would be a trouble for the zoo itself!See, I care about making sensible arguments based on logic, my logic does not fit u, and urs does not fit me, but this is not something bad! after all it is important that we discuss it =)Anyways, Kol 3am wo enta and ur beloved ones b5air, and this is to all of the readers of the blog! and the whole world too! =)

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  22. a different perspective Avatar
    a different perspective

    “tantahi 7urriyatak 3indama tabda2 7uriyat el-2akhareen”Your freedom ends where other people’s freedom starts. So, if you’re gay by choice or biology or psychology or whatever, you’re free to be so since by being gay you’re not stepping on others.Whatever said <>“Some people are gay! Can we get over the subject now! Gosh this is like a broken record now….”<>the reason why we can’t get over the subject is because gays still don’t have the rights that they deserve, nor the respect they deserve. And there is not enough taw3eyyeh in Jordan regarding homosexuality.As for the penguin story, I have read about it before, I thought it was cute 🙂

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  23. Charlotta Åsell Avatar
    Charlotta Åsell

    here’s a link to an exhibit called Rainbow Animals that brings up the question of the naturalness of homosexuality.http://www.nrm.se/en/menu/visitthemuseum/exhibitions/rainbowanimals.6876_en.html

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  24. The Enchanted Fairy Avatar
    The Enchanted Fairy

    : ) a little more offensive to prove my point of view Annonymous ?!please ?! if you have more to say please find my contact details in my blog,out of respect to Observer’s space i shall not comment back at your trash !PS : you’re not winning here i wanna take it to another platform…Cheers!

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  25. Zaid Avatar
    Zaid

    It is beyond me why people can get offended by what other people think or do! Be and let be!! So what if people are gay, atheist, alien, green, blue orange, round fat skinny. Just leave people alone!! If you think you already perfected your personality, it doesn’t mean everyone else thinks you are perfect! So again be and let be!!

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  26. Ulword Avatar
    Ulword

    I think every living human or animal in the world should be allowed to care for and bring up children/offspring as much as they like, in any way or form they like, no matter how conception happens. And that we all share a responsability to look after each other, to support and help each other, in the difficult situations that can occur in any parenthood… Not all straight people are good parents. Not all animals are good role models. No matter what their sexuality is. I prefer to see the world as a place for opportunities, rather than obsticles.

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  27. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Quote of the year:“Nature is fucked up”!!Thank You.The wierd thing is, when some ediots try to tell us what we feel when they are not in our shoes, it is not easy being gay, I wished and prayed million times to not be this way or change to sth more socially acceptable, but as I see it clearly now, Nature (or maybe God) is fucked up..

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